Did you ever notice how having a wild animal as a house-hold pet and/or life companion always turns out to be a terrible choice in the end? We’ve all seen it. The Connecticut who literally got her face ripped off by her friend Sandy’s son…I mean pet Chimpanzee, Travis. I mean seriously, Sandy had a tough life, having had both her husband and daughter pass away, leaving her all alone, but to say that Travis “couldn’t have been more her son if she gave birth to him…” is a bit extreme. There is a thin line between sanity and insanity, and when you start giving you pet/son chimp Xanax, wine and filet minion…and even let him sleep in your bed with you…I think it’s safe to say that the line has sufficiently been crossed. And after I heard that Travis not only liked to ride in the car, but was known to “take the car out for a spin on his own” I’d go as far to say that the line was nothing by a dot to her, she was so far crossed it!
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| Sandy and Travis, during a simpler time |
Then we’ve got this asshole…she shares her home with 11 cats – four cheetahs, five lions and two tigers. Didn’t she learn anything from Siegfried and Roy? This woman is outnumbered by 11 quick moving stealthy carnivores that she lets roam free in her house at all hours of the day and night. If she honestly thinks for one second that she’s safe, she’s a nut job! I have to say, this is even more horrendous than the monkey lady! Doesn’t she know that cheetahs can run like 75 mph and basically have talons that could rip her to sheds at the drop of a dime?
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| yea, I'd definitely let a cheetah w 2 inch claws rest it's paw on my neck... |
Of course there are plenty more morons out there that wouldn’t think twice about taking in an anteater, mongoose or pot-bellied pig, but unfortunately, there’s just not enough time in the day to talk about their stupidity and obviation.
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